Shocking

No joke: President Bush & The 2008 NCAA Sports Champions all endorse The Shocker.

Typically, when The Shocker is implemented a choice must be made whether to extend or retract the thumb (alongside the index, middle and pinky finger) for the sole purpose of clitoral stimulation. This act breaks The Shocker implementation into two categories: (1) The Unthumbed Shockers - typically more playful or experimental, usually chosen by first-time, worrisome or more cautious users, and (2) The Thumbed Shockers - typically utilized by professionals or someone who is confident not only in their ability to penetrate and potentially stimulate the vaginal cavity in tandem with the anal cavity, but someone who can also guide their subject to orgasm with the use of the extra appendage in the equation.

As you can see from the photo, many have chosen the former. The woman that stands second from the left in the front row saw what was happening and chose not to embarrass herself, unlike our current President, who stands front and center with a beautiful outstretched, sculpturesque Shocker ready for unknown territories.